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Your zodiac sign –
Aries – 21 March – 19 April
The stars smile upon you today! Well, not so much smile really, more like point and giggle. Your preference for consuming far too much booze and sleeping with married women may result in your early death. So, death by booze, or death by angry husband? Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets!
‘Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow,but you better live for today.’
How quickly the years pass.
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to town in search of one in her size. She entered an Debenhams department store and approached the sales Assistant in lingerie, “Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?”
The Sales Assistant haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to Ann Summers where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in Town, she had become disgusted. Leaving the Town, she drove to Asda.
Marching up to the sales Assistant, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, “Do you have anything for this?”
The lady looked closely at her and replied, “Have you tried Clearasil?”