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Little Mikey walks in the house from school and says “What a goddam, piss awful day I’ve had !!”.
His Mom looks at him and says, “Young man, where did you learn that kind of language?”.
“School”, says Mikey
“OK”, says Mom…”Now you get upstairs to your room and your Father will deal with this when he gets home!!!!”.
His Mom leaves to go shopping for dinner and while in the store she stops at the deli counter to buy some cheese…..the guy behind the counter says “Ma’am, try some of this Bastard Cheese, sorry for what it’s called but it’s just a Trade Name”.
Mikey, Mom and Dad sit down for dinner when Dad spots the cheese, “WOW, BASTARD CHEESE”, says his Dad.
Mikey looks up and says, ” Thats the way Dad, pass the FUCKIN’ butter.”